True Crime Story

The Victim



A Cabled sock on size 1 needles with just turned heel and a few rounds of decreases done. Attacked twice in two days.

The Repeat Offender



B "The Hands" Woolfairy.

Known Aliases: "The Baby"; "Fingers"

M.O.: Finding the knitting basket no matter how high and pulling the needles out so he can put the sock around his wrist.

Authorities have warned all sock knitters in the vicinity to place their active knitting in a place unreachable by this sock grabber. No, not there, higher. Trust me.